A six year old boy and his momma live in a small house next to a church. For Christmas the little boy receives a big new shiny red wagon from his momma. The boy is so excited that he takes the wagon out to play with right after breakfast. The little boy gets no farther sown the e street with his wagon than in front of the church when on of the wheels falls off. The little boy screams, “ well I’ll be god damned!” the nun that stays in the church runs out and tells the boy,” son, don’t use gods name in vane, get on your knees and ask forgiveness.” The boy mumbles and I’m sorry and put his wagon wheel back on and goes home.

The next day he goes out again and as he gets in front of the church two of his wagon wheels fall off. The boy screams,” well I’ll be god damned!” and the nun from the day before runs out and says, “ son don’t use gods name in vane, get on your knees and ask forgiveness.” The boy mumbles an apology and puts the wheels back on and goes home.

The next day the boy decides to give it another try but as soon as he steps in front of the church three of his wagon’s wheels fall off. Getting even more mad with every day the boy screams,” well I’ll be god damned!” even louder this time than the last two. Again the nun comes out and says,” Son, don’t use gods name in vane, get on your knees and ask forgiveness.” The mumbles an apology once again and after putting the wagon wheels back on he goes home.

The forth day the boy decides to give it one last try and if anything goes wrong than he is done trying. As soon as he gets in front of the church all the wheels off his wagon wheels fall off and hit the ground. The boy is fed up and bellows at the top of his lungs looking at the sky ” well I’ll be god damned, what do you want from me?” the nun runs out and said, “ that’s enough get on you knees and ask forgiveness!” the boy hits his knees on the pavement and still looking at the sky prays,” God I’m sorry I didn’t mean no disrespect I just want to get to the end of the street and back with out the wheels of my wagon falling off!” all of a sudden all four of the wagon wheels pop back onto the red wagon. The boy excitedly jumps up and grabs the wagon’s handle and runs off. The nun who saw this whole thing exclaims, “Well I’ll be god damned!”

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