You know u play too much starcraft when...

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You know you play too much starcraft when...

· You call your house your "Nexus."

· You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.

· You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.

· You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.

· You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"

· You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.

· You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.

· You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.

· Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."

· Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.

· You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.

· Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.

· The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.

· You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.

· You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.

· You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?

· Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.

· You call your school bully a Dragoon.

· You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.

· You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.

· You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.

· You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. · You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.

· You think babies come from Gateways.

· Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.

· You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.

· You try to Optical Flare your dog.

· You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"

· You know everyone on Everyone on knows you.

· You give people your username instead of your phone number.

· You go by your alias.

· You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.

· You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.

· You went as a Zealot for Halloween.

· You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.

· You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.

· You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.

· You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.

· You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.

· You name your son Fenix.

· You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.

· The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."

· You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"

· You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"

· You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.

· You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.

· You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.

· You actually understand all of the above jokes.


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