Lil Johny and spellin class

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Mrs. Smith said to the 1st grade class one morning, "We're going to do something a little different today class. I'm going to say a number and I want you to spell a word that has the same number of letters as the number i said. Whoever spells a correct word gets a piece of candy." She started by saying the number 4. She called on little Suzie, who said, "Ship, S-H-I-P." "Very good Suzie," said Mrs. Smith and gave her a tootsie roll.She then said 5 and called on little Jimmy, who said, "Phone, P-H-O-N-E." She gave him a jolly rancher. She then said 3 and saw Little Johny raise his hand. Now she knew he had a cursing problem, but thought, "There isn't a bad word he could say that has 3 letters", so called on him. He said, "Rat, R-A-T. With a dick this big, so give me my fucking candy."

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