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Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing We are family even though your fatter than me!!

Yo momma is so fat when her beeper went off in the store the boy behind her said look out mommy she's backin up!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma is so tall she was walkin down the street and she hit her head on the telephone wire!!!!

Yo momma is so stupid that she threw a ball at the ground and missed!!!!

Yo momma is so old she went to the prom Jesus!!!!!!

Yo momma is so old her first was with GOD!!!!!!!!

yo momma so stupid she put toothpaste on her feet and foot creme in her mouth

yo momma so stupid i told her i went to a rappers concert so she took a JOLLYRANCHER wrapper put it to her ear and said"i don't hear anything"

yo momma so old when she was little rainbows were black & white

yo momma so fat when she got on the scale the docter said one at a time please

yo momma so fat when she went to the beach a whale jumped out and said " WE ARE FAMILY"

yo momma so fat when she turned around it was a new century

yo momma so old when she farted dust came out

yo momma is so fat she got on a scale and the scale read To Be Continued................

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