These are the 10 things I hate about people:
1. Those people who always say, "My head hurts!" Well, your ass is going to hurt in a minute.
2. People who say to me "Your hair is so long, (it is actually) are you going to donate it to Locks of Love?" You got two kidneys, you going to donate one?
3. People who look at you funny when you walk by. What the hell do you want? Is your head still stuck up your ass or are you just fuckin' stupid?
4. Those people who name their daughters Shaniqua, Shantara, or Mandisa, or any of that shit. I'm not being racist, but who the fuck names their kids that? It's like naming you kid Clorox or Peroxide.
5. People who say something's racist when you say it, but when they say it, it doesn't matter? WHAT THE FUCK?!
6. When someone says something funny, then you say it, all of a sudden, the person says, "No, you killed that joke." What the fuck are you talking about, bitch? You've said that joke, like, for a month, and when I say it, it's not funny?
7. Those people who say, "Hey, can you close the light?" It's just like saying, "Hey, can you turn off the door?"
8. People who complain because they are harassed about getting high. Well, if you don't like it, STOP GETTING HIGH!!
9. Those people who all are all 'up in the ghetto' and think they are so kickass. Yeah, line up in front of me and I'll show you how I kick ass.
10. People like you. You laugh at this, but some of these describe you! BITCH!! AH HA HA!!!
Hence my advice. You'll need it if you want to make it through.