3 guys die in a car crash and go to hell and the devil greets them. He tells them..you each have one chance to find something for me that you think i cant accomplish. If I do then the person that wanted me to do what you told me to will go to hell.
The first guy says: I want you go count all the hair on all the humans in the world and bring it back to me within 30 seconds.. the devil goes and comes back in 15 seconds so the first guy goes to hell.
The second guy says: I want you to go and get the highth of the tallest building in the world and bring it back to me in 10 seconds..the devil goes and comes back in 5 seconds so the second guy goes to hell
The third guy farts and says: Catch this and paint it purple