Yes = No
Maybe = No
No = NO!
We need to talk = I need to complain
You don't touch me anymore = Are you cheating on me?
We need to go buy some laundry detergent = We just need to buy laundry detergent, and some chips, and some new curtains, and I just saw the cutest little dress online that's sold around here....oh, did you bring your checkbook.
Ok, I'm sorry = I didn't do anything
I never get to do anything = I always do all the cleaning!