Traffic jam

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's happening?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: celebrities, entertainment, people news, politics, government

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by Vince V. 1+ years ago

ROFLMFAO! THATS AWESOME! Normally I DESPISE it when comments are left in all CAPS, but I had to get that point across, this is so cool!

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