What to do if there's no restroom

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A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and has a joke with all his friends. Then, he feels the need to go to the toilet. Not being able to see where there are any toilets, he goes up to the barman and asks,

"Excuse me, but can you tell me where the restrooms are please?"

The barman looks up, and says,

"Sorry, guy. None in here."

With his bladder condition worsening and worsening, he asks,

"Can you tell me where I can find a public tiolet, then?"

The barman laughs.

"Oh, no need for that, fella. Just spill your urine into that man's pocket."

The man is quite taken aback by this. He's never heard anything quite so ludacris in all his life.

"Are you insane?! He'll notice me and beat the crap outta me!"

The barman shakes his head.

"Well, why don't you check your coat?"

The man is very quickly running out of patience.

"Why? What has that gotta do with me taking a leak?"

The barman lets out a knowing grin.

"Well, you didn't notice when he did it."


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