A couple, because of work, had to separate. One went to London, one went to Birmingham.
A few weeks later, they met up back in their house. Feeling guilty, both confess:
- I'm sorry honey. I've cheated on you twice. Once with an idol and the other with a secretary.
- It's okay, my dear. I've also cheated on you twice. Once with the church's choir, and the other time with a football team.