Famous Last Words

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Famous Last Words

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?


Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what the hell??!

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.

Safety harness?

Wait, I thought he was with you!

What greencard?

Hey, what's this switch?

Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.

Yes, I'm single.

No, this cannot be, I am invincible!

So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

Well, it can't get any worse!

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

William, is that you?

They can't hit us at this range!

All you have to do is connect these two wires.

There's only one way to find out...

Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.

These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.

Stupid safety labels...

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

Blast off!

Nah, they're blanks.

Speaking of lost, where are we?


I know this great shortcut we can take.

Is that what I think it is?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

No, no, no, let me fix it!

Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.


Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.

What’s in this dark cave ?

"Bet you can't do this."

"I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before."

"Trust me, I'm on your side."

"I swear I shut the door when I left"

"That’s funny, I remember seeing the same guy on Americas Most Wanted"

"Lightning never hits the same spot twice"

"We’re home free"

"That’s odd!"

"Hey ya'll, watch this!"

"I do"

Wait; did that sign say electric fence?

No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!

Is that a real sword?

They did it in the Matrix...

Behind the wheel: zzzzzzzzzzz

What’s that red dot on your forehead?


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by Josh B. 1+ years ago

oops. rofl

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