one day a duck walks into a bar. For some odd reason, he has an extremely dirty mouth. Then he orders saying,"Listen you old bitch i want a mother fu@#ing beer and moves those fat ass."
The batender, surprised, says "Look, if your going to talk like that, i'm not going to serve you." Duck: " Okay you dumbass bastard if you don't want to get me a mother fu#@ing ber then i'll have a shot."
"NO! and if you keep talking like that then i'll nail your foot to the floor!"
"Got any damn nails?"
Then i'll have a god-damned bitchass mother-fuckin shot!!!"