A priest and a rabbi are standing by the side of the road, holding a sign saying 'The end is near, turn back now!' A car driving down the road pulls up to them, and the driver rolls down his window and shouts, "Ah stop trying to push your phony religions at us!" After rolling the window back up, he pulls away at high speed. A few minutes later, both the priest and the rabbi hear a tremendous splash from down the road. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Gee, do you think our sign should say 'Bridge out ahead' instead?"