Ok, there is a little boy and his grandpa who go fishing one day. The grandpa pulls out a cigar, and the little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" The grandpa replies, "Is your pee-pee long enough to touch your butt hole?" "No" the boy says. "Then no"grandpa says. A few hours later, the grandpa pulls out a beer. "Can I have one grandpa?" "Is your pee-pee long enough to touch your butt-hole?" "NO" "Then you cant have one" grandpa said. The next day at the grochery store the grandpa and the little boy each buy a lottery ticket. The grandpa is unlucky and the little boy wins $50,000. "You are going to split that with me right?" the grandpa asks. The boy replies, "Is your pee-pee long enough to touch your butt hole grandpa?" "Why yes it is" grandpa says. "THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!" the little boy says.