Three girls waited at the pearly gates and finally St.
Peter let them in. He showed them around and there were
lots of ducks. Before St. Peter let them go he told them
the only rule: You can't step on a duck. after an hour
or so the first girl stepped on a duck. St. Peter came
and chained her to a REALLY ugly man for all eternity.
then, after a couple of days, the second girl stepped on a
duck and she was chained to an even UGLIER guy than the
first for all eternity. The third girl was VERY careful not
to step on a duck and she never did. one day St. Peter came
to her and chained her to a BEAUTIFUL man. she then said,
" wait why am i being chained to someone? i never stepped on
a duck!" then the man told her, " you didn't, I did "
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