Three girls waited at the pearly gates and finally St.

Peter let them in. He showed them around and there were

lots of ducks. Before St. Peter let them go he told them

the only rule: You can't step on a duck. after an hour

or so the first girl stepped on a duck. St. Peter came

and chained her to a REALLY ugly man for all eternity.

then, after a couple of days, the second girl stepped on a

duck and she was chained to an even UGLIER guy than the

first for all eternity. The third girl was VERY careful not

to step on a duck and she never did. one day St. Peter came

to her and chained her to a BEAUTIFUL man. she then said,

" wait why am i being chained to someone? i never stepped on

a duck!" then the man told her, " you didn't, I did "

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