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There were 3 men: An Italian man, an American man, and a Chinese man. They were all working on a building and they decided to take a lunch break.

So, the Italian man opens his lunch and finds pasta. He says, "If my wife packs me pasta again I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself." The American man opens his lunch and says, "If my wife packs me a hamburger again I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself." So finally the Chinese man opens his lunch and says, "If my wife packs me an egg roll again I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself."

The next day the Italian man opens his lunch and finds pasta. He jumps off the building and kills himself. The American man opens his lunch and finds a hamburger. So he jumps off the building and kills himself. Finally, the Chinese man finds an egg roll in his lunch so he jumps off the building and kills himself.

The next day at the funeral the Italian man's wife says, "I wish he would have told me not to pack pasta again because I wouldn't have!" The American man's wife says, "I wish he would've told me not to pack a hamburger again because I wouldn't have!"

And finally, the Chinese man's wife says, "He packed his own lunch."

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