Top Ten Reasons There Are No Black People in Nascar

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The Top Ten Reasons There Are No Black People in Nascar

# 10 - They have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - The pistol won't stay under the front seat.

# 8 - The engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - The pit crew can't work on car while holding up thier pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.

# 4 - There is no passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's are approved for racing.

# 2 - They can't wear thier helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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