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There was once this man who didnt know how to talk so he went out to learn. His first stop was the music store where he learned to say "mi mi mi mi". Next stop was the silverware store where he learned to say "knives and forks, knives and forks". His last stop was to the candy store where he learned to say "goody goody gumdrops". He went to a resteraunt to try out his speaking abilities and when he sat down there was a dead man on the ground next to him. Just then a police officer came rushing in and said "WHO DID THIS" and the man said "mi mi mi mi" the officer replied "HOW?!" the man said "knives and forks, knives and forks" the officer said "YOUR GOING TO JAIL MISTER!" and the man replied "goody goody gumdrops!"

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