THE MESSAGE

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a man was going to a pub one night. he sayed goodbye to his girlfriend and that he'd be back by 11 and left. the girlfriend had been suspecting that her boyfriend was cheating on her so, she thought she'd follow him. she decided to wait a while for him to get some distance first before going to avoid being caught.

15 minutes passed and she left, when she got to the pub she immediatly saw him talking to someone on his mobile phone. this is what she heard: "hi love...I've just phoned to say that i've got a little suprise for you .....i REALLY hope you'll like it because i've been waiting for the right moment. i'll see you tonight, i love you, goodbye." the girlfriend was in tears. it was true, he was having an affair-she felt so much hatred for that man.

when she got home she trashed their house in fury, fuming, she grabbed a knife and waited in the dark, trash-filled room for her boyfriend.

after the deed was done, she saw somthing gleaming in his pocket, a diamond ring. again she cried. she heard her answering machine bleeping. it startled her, she went over to the machine and listened to the message, after 15 words had passed she collapsed, this was the message: "hi love...I've just phoned to say that i've got a little suprise for you .....i REALLY hope you'll like it because i've been waiting for the right moment. i'll see you tonight, i love you, goodbye."

and the moral of the story is: DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

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