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A woman came to church and told the father she had sinned.

The father asked, "What did you do?"

The woman replied, "I called a man a bastard."

The father then said, "Why would you ever call someone a bastard?"

She explained, "He touched my hand."

"You mean like this?" the father said as he touched her hand.

“Yes” she replied.

"That’s no reason to call a man a bastard."

“But then he touched my breast.”

“You mean like this?” the father said as he began to touch the woman’s breast.

“Yes” she replied.

"That’s no reason to call a man a bastard," he said again

The woman replied, “Then, he removed all my cloths.”

“You mean like this?” the father said as he began to took off all the woman’s cloths.

“Yes” she replied.

"That’s still no reason to call a man a bastard," he said.

“After that, he put his penis up my vagina and fucked me,” she added

“You mean like this?” the father said as he began started fucking the woman.

“Yes!” cried out the woman

"That’s still no reason to call a man a bastard," he said as he finally stopped fucking the woman.

The woman replied, “The man had AIDs.”

Then the father yelled out, “That bastard!”

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