Yo mama is so fat... she was on the beach in a blue bathing suit and a little girl says "Look mommy there is a beached whale!"
Yo mama is so dumb... She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow.... When she closees her mouth her stomach lights up.
Yo mama is so tall... every time she does a cartwheel she kicks god in the chin.
Yo mama is so fat... She went outside with a red raincoat on and everyone starts saying hey look there is a fire truck.
Yo mam is so skinny... A leaf hit her in the head and she fell over.