American Phrases

mark as unread

A man that lived in China had just sat down for a beer at the bar. He drank and then asked the bartender if he wanted to make a bet. "I'll bet you," the chinese man said, "$500 that I can go to America and learn 4 American Phrase, use them in public and be back here in 4 days." "Alright," agreed the bartender. So the Chinese man set off.

The next day the Chinese man bought a ticket for the next ship to America. It took him a day to get there. He got to his motel room in America and instantly turned on the TV. After watching for about an hour he had learned 4 phrases, ME ME ME!! Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives, All you do there is eat donuts all day, you fat lard!, Plug it in Plug it in. The chinese man got a godd night's rest and by morning was ready to try out the phrases aroung town. He also needed a haircut so he went to the barbershop. AS he walked in a man flew out past him..."How rude," said the chinese man. But then he noticed a dead woman on the floor! Just as the Chinese man was about to run from the horrid sight, two policemen came throught the door and started asking questions. "Who killed this woman?" The first policeman said. The chinese man did not know what to do, he didn't understand a word the policeman was saying, nut he said a phrase he learned. "ME ME ME!!" the man cried. The second poliman asked, "How did you kill her?" "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives." The chinese man answered. The first policeman then said, "I think we'll have to take you down to the staion," The Chinese man replied with "All you do there is eat donuts all day, you fat lard!" The policemen were furious. "I belive you are going to the electric chair!" said the second policeman. "Plug it in, Plug it in!"


How funny is this joke, video, picture?





Save to List


Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel


Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel



User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 1 of 1 discussions       sort by: newest

[below viewing threshold, show comment] -4 thumb down thumb up
by THE BIG MAN 1+ years ago

Not funny faggot

Reply to THE BIG MAN's comment
CBQXQ_American Phrases

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact