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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Simple! Open the door, put the elephant in, and shut the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and shut the door.

The king of the jungle was hosting a meeting. Who didn't come?

The giraffe! It was stuck in the refrigerator!

You are about to cross a crocodile infested river. You cannot make a boat, nor can you cross a bridge. You have no building materials or tools, and no cellphone. How do you get across alive?

Swim! The crocodiles are at the meeting!

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