The Blonde Lottery

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A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

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by Bunny Man 1+ years ago

Even though I've seen this before, I love it because of the way God said it.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

that comment from god reminds me of BJ. a guy i know. it's funny coz thats how he would say it and what he would say.

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

LMAO!

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by Daniel O. 1+ years ago

Ha

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