Two navy submarine men are sailing into dangerous waters that are filled with enemy ships and are the worst pair ever. One man is a navy freak that does everything perfect and has total honor for his country, and even would die for it. The other, well, is a complete idiot that doesn't have enough brains to be called a human.
The freak sees the enemys and formulates a sneak attack. "FIRE TORPEDO ONE!!!" Yells the freak. Back by the idiot, he looks at a compicated board of buttons & switches, only to yell back,"DUUHHHHHH, I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!" Well, of course this upsets the freak and screams"PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON!!!" The idiot does what he says but by that time, the enemy has moved out of target and knows that the navy is there. "FIRE TORPEDO ONE!!!" Yells the freak, and the idiot in the back again goes,"DUUHHHHHH, I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!" The freak this time is realy pissed of and SCREAMS back "PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!" Again the idiot does what he say and again they miss.
"We have lost all honor." sobs the freak. "we must shoot our selves!" And with that the freak pulls out a pistol and shoots himelf in the head. Curiously, the idiot picks up the pistol and says,"DUUHHHHHH, I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!"
The moral of the story, what you don't know, won't hurt you(or kill you for that matter).