Would I?

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A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. at the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman had low enough standards to dance with him the wood-eyed sailor asked her, "Would you like to dance?" Overwhelmed the woman exclaimed, "Would I! Would I!" The sailor replied, "PEG LEG!!!!PEG LEG!!!"

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