There was a guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said "Bartender, are you a bettin' man?"
The bartender replied "Sure! I'm always a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 I can lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this awhile and agreed to the bet. The man reached up, grabbed his right glass eye and licked it. The bartender groaned and begrudgingly gave him his $50 dollars, telling him to leave his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar again. He went up to the bartender and said,"Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said "Certainly! I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "I'll bet you $100 dollars that I can bite my left eye!"
Well the bartender thought he had him on this one. There was no way he had TWO glass eyes so the bartender agreed, the man reached up to his mouth, pulled out his dentures and clicked them on his left eye. The bartender moaned and paid him his $100 dollars, telling him to get out of his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar yet again. He went up to the bartender and said "Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said' although with a little caution this time, "Certainly, I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "Gve me a shot of whiskey," The bartender gave him a shot and he drank it down. Slamming the glass on the bar he said "I'll bet you $500 dollars that you can spin me around on this bar stool and I can pee in that glass right where it lays and not miss a drop."
Well, the bartenders eye's lit up. Here was the one time he was certain he could win! "Agreed!" He cried. Coming out from around the bar he grabbed the man's bar stool, and spun it as hard as he could.
So, the man just let loose and the pee flew everywhere! Not so mush as one drop landed even near the glass and the bartender was soaked. When he was done the bartender was just laughing and laughing and holding out his hand. The man pulled out his wallet and gave the bartender his $500 dollars. But the bartender was a little puzzled, and as he was wiping off his face he asked the man,"Why did you bet me $500 dollars that you could pee in that shot glass when you must've known there was no possible way to do it?"
The man just smiled and said,"You may have won $500 dollars off me, but I bet that guy in the corner over there $10,000 dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you'd just laugh!"
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