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If someone says...

There going to be blood.

Say: what are you going to cut yourself.

Did you get a hair cut.

say: No I stuck my head in my lawnmower.

Fuck me

Say: what time.

Bite me.

Say: where do you want it.

What time is it

Say: Well if the sun rises in the east and the sun is right there what time do you think dumb shit.

If you don't get it, your dumb.

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