My friends are always making up Yo Mama, and I pay attention. Here are some of the jokes they came up with:
1. Yo mama is so fat, that she uses a mattress as a tampon. 2. Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" And she answered, "Moving." 3. Yo mama is so poor, when I saw her looking through a trash can and I asked her what she was doing, she said, "I'm Christmas shopping!!" 4. Yo mama is so stupid, that she threw a rock at the ground and missed. 5. Yo mama is so hairy, that she has afros in her armpits!! (I was particularly disgusted by this one.) Well, that's about all the ones that I can remember. If I come up with more, I'll post another one. It'll be called "Yo Mama Jokes II". See ya!