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Mother's Day Special

The following answers were given by young children to these questions:

Why did God make mothers? Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.

How did God make mothers? He made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom? God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom? My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

How did your Mom meet your dad? Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? His last name.

Why did your Mom marry your dad? She got too old to do anything else with him.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas? About 30 years.

Describe the world's greatest Mom: She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is anything about your Mom perfect? Just her children

What would it take to make your Mom perfect? On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.


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