A Few short Policeman and Robber Jokes

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What did the policeman say to his belly? You're under a-vest

Where is the local Police station? Letsby Avenue

STOP PRESS: POLICE STATION TOILET HAS BEEN ROBBED! POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

What happened to the robber who stole a bar of soap? He made a clean getaway.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."

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