The 3 Challenges

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A man walked into a bar and saw a poster on the wall saying do these 3 challenges and win a ferrari. He asks the barman what they are.

Barman: The first one is you have to knock out Big Tony the mafia boss.

The Man: Yeah whateva mate he'll kill me!

Barman: Next challenge. My rockweiler downstairs hasnt eaten for days because of her wobbly tooth. You have to pull it out.

The Man: Jesus Christ she'll eat me! Whats the final one?

Barman: My grandma hasnt had sex for 65 years. You have to give her a good time.

The Man: Maybe not but i'll have a pint.

Half an hour later the man's drunk as a skunk. Goes over to big tony and knocks him out in one punch. He goes down stairs and shuts the door. You hear a lot of whining and barking. The man comes up and says:

"Where's your Grandma with the wobbly tooth?"

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