A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer in her new car she cuts off a semi, almost driving it over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the blondes leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, gets out his baseball bat, and starts smashing her windows and denting the car. He looks over and sees that shes laughing. Hes really mad now, so he takes the knife and slashes the tires. He looks back again to see that the blonde is laughing so hard that shes about to fall over. He demands, "What is so freaking funny?!?!" She then takes a deep breath and says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Im going to tell this joke everywhere i go LOL ROTFLOL
OMG FUNNIER THAN THE BLONE BRUNNETE AND RED HEAD JOKES