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A plane is crashing and there is 5 passengers but only 4 parachutes. Rhonaldino says "im the best football player in the world do i cant die". so he takes one and jumps out

britney says "i cant die becauase of my fans" so she takes one and jumps out

George bush says "im the smartest man in the world so i cant die." and so he jumps out.

So there was just a priest and a school boy left the priest says "i have lived a godd life and it will be better if i let you have the last parachute."

the boy replies "no need george bush took my rucksack instead of a parachute we can both live."

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