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> AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE.

> THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR > SHOULDER?"

> THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, > CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES."

> "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T > ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

> THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED > THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE > BOOTH, > BOUGHT A TICKET > AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD > WIDOWS NAMED > MILDRED AND MARGE.

> THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. > THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD > STICK HIS HEAD > OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

> "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

> "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

> "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

> "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

> "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," > WHISPERED MILDRED.

> "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT > OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

> "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S > EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

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