Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
How do you keep a blonde busy? You put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner."
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"
How do you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WITH HER EYES CLOSED? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!