One day Little Johny had to go to the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand higher than any of the other students in class. "Yes Johny?" the teacher asked, "I gots to go potty!" Johny blurted out. The teacher replied, "Ok, but first you must tell me the first four letters of the alphabet."
"I-I dont know!" he yelped. "Go home and ask your parents." The teacher said.
So Johny went home, got a clipboard, paper, and pencil, and went up to his mom. "Mommy what's the first letter of the alphabet?" he asked. His mom, who was on the phone, replied, "Shut up I'm busy," So Johny wrote it down next to #1.
Next, Johny went to his brother who was watching "Batman". "Brother" he began, "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" his brother replied, "NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA BATMAN!!!!" So Johny wrote it down next to #2.
Then Johny went to his other brother who was with his girlfriend, "Brother whats the third letter of the alphabet?" he asked. His brother replied, "Oh yeah!" So Johny wrote it down next to #3.
Finally Johny went to his dad who was on the toilet. He knocked on the door, "Dad, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his dad replied, "In the toilet, In the toilet!" So Johny wrote it down next to #4.
The next day at school the teacher went up to Johny and asked, "Johny, what are the first four letters of the alphabet?" Johny replied, "Shut up I'm busy."
The teacher was furious, so she sent him to the principal. The principal asked him, "Whats your name son?" NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA BATMAN!!" Johny exclaimed. "Thats it kid, I'm calling your parents!" the principal told him.
Johny said, "Oh yeah!" The principal said, angrily, "GRRRRR.....where do you live?!?!" Johny replied,
"IN THE TOILET! IN THE TOILET!"