A big guy walks into a bar. Before he sits down at the bar he yells at all the people "Ok here's how it goes Cocksuckers on one side mutherfuckers on the other and nobody make a sound." He sits down and asks the bartender for a shot of vodka, slams it down. Then behind him he hears a pitter patter of feet. He spins around to se this tiny little guy runnin across the bar. "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN?" the little guy stops dead in his his tracks and says (queer) "sorry I was on the wrong side"
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