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There was a farmer out in the country, a meek

little guy who had a speech problem and couldn't

talk right. He got his first telephone, the kind

that hangs on the kitchen wall and has to be cranked

to get the operator.

Soon after it was installed, he tried his

first call. (crank, crank, ring, ring)

"Operator".

"Gimme fvree, fvree, one, fi, pease."

"Excuse me?"

"I wanna talk ta fvree, fvree, one, fi."

"I don't understand you, sir."

"FVREE, FVREE, ONE, FI!"

"Sir, if you want to make a call, you're going

to have to talk plainer than that."

"Oh, yust shtick it up yer ash!" (slammed

the phone down)

The next morning, there was a knock at the

farmer's door. Two very large repairmen from the

phone company were there, and they asked

him if he was the one who had used a profanity

with their operator.

"Yesh, I yam", he said.

The telephone man said "Sir, we don't stand

for our ladies being treated that way. You have

a choice. You can either call her right now and

apologize, or we're going to remove your

telephone."

Without saying a word, the little man walked

to the telephone. (crank, crank, ring, ring)

"Operator".

"Are yew th' lady I told ta

shtick 'dis telephone up her ash?"

Immediately huffy, the operator replied

"I CERTAINLY am!"

"Well, get ready. Dere bringin' it in."

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