These 3 Chinesse men were new to America. They went to a speech therepist who told them to go into different places to learn English.
The first Chinesse man went to an opera and they were saying "Me Me, Me Me" so he learned that
The second Chinesse man went into a resteraunt and the people were saying "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives" So he learned that.
The second Chinesse man went to a bank and they were saying "Cash or Credit, Cash or Credit" so he learned that.
The third Chinesse man watched a tv comercial and they said "Plug it in, Plug it in" so he learned that.
The next day the three were talking in Chinesse what they had learned. Then a cop said "do you know who killed this man?" The first Chinesse man spoke and said" Me Me, Me Me" The cop said "How did you kill him?" The second Chinesse man spoke " Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives" The cop spoke "That is it you are sentanced to the electric chair" The third Chinesse man spoke and said "Plug it in, Plug it in"
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