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HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY WAS A HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY. HE WAS A PRPPY BUNNY. A BUNNY THAT WAS ALWAYS HAPPY AND HOPPY. HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY LIVED IN A FOREST CALLED PREPTON. BUT ONE DAY, PREPTON WAS INVADED BY HIPPIES. HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY'S WORLD WAS THEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY'S LAND WAS NO LONGER HAPPY AND HOPPY. WITH THE HIPPIES NUDE LEAP FROGGING THROUGH THE CABBGAE PATCH, AND THE HIPPIES MAGICAL DARK CLOUDS OF HAPPINESS, IT TURNED PREPTON INTO A DARK PLACE. WHEN EVER HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY GOT TO CLOSE TO A HIPPIE, WHEN THEY WERE SMOKING THE MAGICAL GREEN CARROTTS, HE GOT SUDDEN THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE. HIM, AND HIS PRPPY SELF WERE NOT USE TO THE MAGICAL HAPPY CLOUDS OF SMOKE PRODUCED BY THE MAGICAL GREEN CARROTSS. SO ONE DAY WHEN HAPPY HOPPY GOT TIRED OF THE HIPPIES, AND THEIR MAGICAL GREEN SMOKE, HE TURNED. IT WAS A DARK NIGHT IN PREPTON WHEN IT HAPPENED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, HIPPIES FLED FROM PREPTON, RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. BUT HE COPS WERE WAITING FOR THE HIPPIES OUTSIDE PREPTON, AND WHEN THE HIPPIES CAME RUNNING OUT,THEY WERE ALL SHOT. THE COPS COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HAD DRIVEN THE HIPPIES OUT OF PREPTON. BUT THEN THEY CAME ACROSS A HIPPIE NAMED HUMPHREY. HE HAD APARENTLY BEEN BUTT FUCKED TO DEATH. BUT THE COPS THOUGHT THAT THEY SMOKES TO MANY MAGICAL GREEN CARROTTS, AND HAD AN ORGY, AND THNE THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. DBUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. ON THAT DARK AND MYSTERIOUS NIGHT, HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY TURNED INTO A MONSTER. HE WAS NO LONGER A BUNNY, BUT NOW HE WAS A RAPID GAY BUTT FUCKING BUNNY. DUH........DUH..........DUH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE OPEN A NEW STORY WHEN THE COPS HAVE HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY CORNERED. A COP COMES OVER THE COMMUNICATOR AND THEN HE ANNOUNCES TO ALL, WATCH OUT, THIS BUNNY IS RAPID AND GAY!!!! COPS ALL AROUND THE BUUNY BACK AWAY. AND THEN SEEING HIS CHANCE, HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY RUNS FOR FREEDOM. BUT BEFORE HE GOES TO FAR, HE VICOUSLY FONDLES THE COP CLOSEST TO HIM. THEN HE HOPPIES HIS WAY BACK TO PREPTON.

BREAKING NEWS

A COP WAS CHECKED INTOT HE HOSPITAL TODAY, RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE PREPTON FORSEST. HE SUFFERED FROM SEVERE ANAL WOUNDS THAT WILL NOT HEAL, THEY WILLL JSUT BLEED UNTIL THE COP DIES. THE US IS NOW PULLING TO CONTROL THE EPIDEMIC...." "HOLD ON MY NETWORK IS TRYINGTO TELL ME SOMETHING"...."REALLY" "THIS JUST THEN, THE COP THAT WAS CHECKED IN AT THE HOSPITAL HAS ESCAPED. BUT NOT BEFORE HE VICIOUSLY AS RAPED ANOTHER COPS ASS HOLE!!!! IT SEEMS THAT ONCE FONDLED BY THE RAPID GAY BUNNY OR ONE OF HIS VICTUMS, YOU BECOME RAPID AND GAY TOO!!!!!"

HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY WATCHED THIS ON CARROTT VISION. THIS MADE HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY MAD NOW, BECAUSE EVERY ONE KNEW THAT HE WAS RAPID AND GAY NOW. THEN A VOICE CAME THROUGH THE MAGICAL HOLE IN THE GROWN " WE HAVE THE HOLE SURROUNDED." HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. THEN HE STARTED TO FOAM AT THE MOUTH.HE WAS TURNING AGAIN.HE JUMPED OUT OF THE HOLE AND THEN THE COPS STARTED TO SCREAM.THEY ALL RAN WHEN THEY SAW A RAPID GAY BUNNY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. HE VICIOUSLY FONDLED THE FIRST COPS ASS HOLE THAT HE CAME TOO. AND THEN 5 MINUTES LATER, A RAPID GAY PIG WAS RUNNING AROUND BUTT FUCKING THE COPS. THE PIG WAS SPREADING THE DISEASE TO ALL AROUND HIM. MORE AND MORE RAPID GAY PIGS STARTED TOP SHOW UP, AND THEY WERE ALL BUTT FUCKING THE OTHER COPS AND THEN THEY WERE TURNING THEM. SO WHEN ALL HELL WAS BRAEKING LOOSE ON THE COPS ASS HOLES, HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY JUMPED UP ON A HICKORY STUMP, AND STARTED TO CHEW ON A CARROTT.WHEN A PIG RAN INTO HIM, AND STARTED RAPING HIM, THE CARROTT BROKE. THEN HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY STARTED TO CRY. AND THEN ALL THE PIGS STARTED TO LAUGHAT THIM AT HE WAS BEING RAPED. THEN ALL OF HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY'S FURY BROKE LOOSE. AS THE RAPID GAY BUNNY POWER ALL BENT UP INSIDE HIM EXPLODED, IT LOOKED LIKE A BIG OPRGY. HE WAS GOING AROUND AND SCREWING THE PIGS SO FAST THAT YOU COULD CALL HIM SUPER SCREWER!!! AFTER A WHILE THOUGH, THE ORGY TURNED BLOODY AND THEN IT LOOKED LIKE SOME SORT OF SATANIC RITUAL. SOON ALL THE PIGS THAT HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY CRATED WERE DEAD.

SEEING THE NEW POWER THAT HAPPY HOPPY BUNNY HAD JUST FOUND OUT HE HAD, HE WANTED TO GO ON TO GREATER THINGS. HE WANTED THE WORLD!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...................................

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