BLACK FRIENDS AND WHITE FRIENDS

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WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave ur ass if ur gettin banked BLACK FRIENDS: Will fight right along with you

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