Alien in Town Square

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A long time ago, an alien landed on Earth. He wandered curiously until he stumbled upon a villige. The alien quickly used his shape-shifting device to change into his human surroundings. Then, a random man approached the alien and said,"Are you selling bread?" the alien says, "Huh?" The man replies, "No, no, no! If you are you have to say, that'll be 50 cents please!" and the alien leaves. The next day another man comes up to him and says, "Are you selling bread?" The alien replies, "That'll be 50 cents please!" The man then asks, "Is it fresh?" the alien says, "Huh?" and the man replies, "No, no, no! If it is you're supposed to say, fresh, fresh, fresh!" and the alien leaves. The next day another man comes up to him and says, "Are you selling bread?" the alien says, "That'll be 50 cents please!" "Is it fresh?" the man replies. "Fresh, fresh, fresh!" replies the alien. "I'm going to be back tomorrow to buy your bread okay," the alien looks at him, puzzled. "No, no, no! You're supposed to say, if you don't someone else will." The next day the alien is aprroched by a robber. "Give me all your money!" the alien replies, "That'll be 50 cents please." The robber looks at him, "Are you trying to get fresh with me?!" "Fresh, fresh, fresh!" The robber is surprised, but says, "If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you!" The alien replies, "If you don't someone else will."

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