1. The only strike on bowling you ever get anymore started out on your land and ended up on the lane next to you.
2.The movies seem to be growing quieter and quieter every time you go......
3. The reason that your feet ache today is because of that long walk... down the driveway.
4. You find yourself mumbling every time your spoon gets closer.
5. That new gymnastics show that you saw on television gives you terrible pains just thinking about those athletes and their bendy fingers.
6. You sold your motorcycle because the clutch was too hard to pull down.
7.You seem to find yourself having to step on a stool to get the ketchup on the 5th shelf like you did when you were 13.
8. Children start to ask you if you have met George Washington.