These are actual quotes from some of my schoolmates:
"No duh. Of course shut up is a swear word."
"That's all you can say? You butthole."
(while the teacher was in the room) "What's the F-word again?"
"These are the swear words I know. Ummmmm... give me a minute here......"
"Well, here are the ones that I know, in alphabetical order. Ass, bitch, crap, damn, fuck, giggle..." (note that our teacher was in the room for this one too. What's funnier is that he said, "actually, the g-word is glubflab. it's a word for a twot." For those who don't know, a twot is a woman's genital area. Also, glubflab isn't the g-word. There aren't any.)
Hope you laughed!!!