1."Fall asleep" with a loud KLUNK
2. Begin snoring loudly
3."Sleep talk" about the teacher
4. Fall out of your chair
5. Get up and act like nothing happened
6. Ask if cannibalism should be legal
7. Afterwads ask if the teacher is still coming for dinner...
8. OVER for dinner
9. Stand up in the middle of class and yell," BORING!!!"
10. When asked to sit, say,"IDONTWANNA!"
11. Dare the teacher to make you sit down
12. Bring a box with a clock in it and leave it there
13. When (s) he is turned around, throw a spitball
14. When she accuses you exclaim,"How!?Why do you say it's me....hold on" then bring out you spitball gun and spit one right in his/her face
15. Ask if (s) he is a drug addict
16. When (s) he denies it, tell him/her she looks like one
17. Ask if (s) he is gay/lezbo
18. Get the class to start doing the wave
19. When something is said over the intercom, drop down screaming, THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!
20. Argue with "the voices" saying that you will kill him/her later
21. Think aloud (especially during a test)
22. during class cover your ears and begin singing loudly, I Cant HEAR you LALALALALALALALALA!!
23. Place gum everywhere on the teacher's chair (it's even better when the teacher hates gum!)
24. Color on the chalkboard and hide her eraser
25. Argue with the teacher about something stupid (like paper is not made of wood)
26. See how long you can keep her arguing. Try to use the whole period
27. In the end admit that you were wrong and you knew it the whole time.
28. Have the same argument the next day
29. Bring a plastic doughnut to school and keep it in plain view
30. Try to eat it in class
31. When asked to stop, challenge the teacher to find where it says that you can't eat plastic in class
32. Roll your papers up, challenging others to duels
33. Get a friend to fake a fight with you
34. Sit in the back of class and make out with yourself, loudly
35. Start a sing-along
36. Beg the teacher to join in
37. Grab something off of the teachers desk and run under yours saying, my PRECIOUS!!
38. Show everyone your amazing belly-button
39. Knok on your desk and see how many times the teacher will answer the door before (s) he figures it out
40. Copy the teacher
41. Pretend that you are deaf
42. Every 10 minuets pack up everything and move to another seat
43. When the teacher asks what you are doing say that you are losing THEM
44. Stare at the teacher
45. Wolf Whistle at the teacher
46. Tap a popular tune or tap every second
47. Begin whistling
48. Get others to join in
49. When asked to stop, start humming
50. Hum the theme to Jaws
51. At the end of the song, throw something at him/her
52. Sit near the telephone, pick it up and begin a one-sided phone sex
53. When asked to stop, tell him/her that you still have 3 minuets
54. Whenever she tries to speak, yell SHUT UP
55. Sneak up behind him/her and when (s) he turns around say BOO!
56. By now, if you are not already in the office, the teacher should be good and crazy by now. There is only one thing left to do. Fall on the ground and begin laughing hysterically. Get up and say, See you tomorrow!
Do it all in one period
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