There was a blond lady going 80mph on a freeway and she gets pulled over by a blond police officer. And the officer asks "Ma'am do you have any idea how fast you were going?" and the blond lady says "Nnnooo i do not" and the officer says "ok let me see your licence" so the blond lady looks in her perse for 10 mins. Then the officer says "Ma'am do you even know what your licence looks like?" the blond says "Nnnooo i do not" then the officer says "It's small rectangle with your picture on it" so the blond looks and finds a mirror. She hands it over to the officer. The officer looks and says "oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were a cop go ahead".