Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9Right."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9Right -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9Right."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9Right. -Allah is Great !!"
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?."