Air Traffic Control

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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9Right."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9Right -Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9Right."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9Right. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?."

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