one day little johnny wanted to take a shower with his mother
"mommy can i take a shower with you?"
"ok but dont look up"
so they got in the shower and johnny looked up
"mommy whats that?"
"thats my grass honey"
"what are those"
"those are my headlights"
The next night johnny said to his father "daddy can i take a shower with you?"
"ok but dont look up" said johnnys dad
when they got in the shower johnny looked up "daddy whats that?" he asked
"thats my snake" said his father
The next night it was thundering out and johnny was scared so he asked his parents if he could sleep with them that night. they said that was fine but not to look under the covers.
When they got into bed almost right away johnny looked under the covers and yelled
"mommy mommy turn your headlights on there's a snake in your grass!!"
Johnny never got to sleep in his parents bed again...