yo momma so stupid she put toothpaste on her feet and foot creme in her mouth
yo momma so stupid i told her i went to a rappers concert so she took a JOLLYRANCHER wrapper put it to her ear and said"i don't hear anything"
yo momma so old when she was little rainbows were black & white
yo momma so fat when she got on the scale the docter said one at a time please
yo momma so fat when she went to the beach a whale jumped out and said " WE ARE FAMILY"
yo momma so fat when she turned around it was a new century
yo momma so old when she farted dust came out